DAN is my name and yes im asian and YES it's ping pong ping pang NO that's racist Im From Phili ! and yes philidalphia NO THATS DUMB MEMBER ? IM ASIAN :DD JK IM MALASIAN CURRENTLY AT INHS .:DD LOVING IT THERE. AWESOME FRIENDS too . BAKE ME A CAKE AND EAT IT ON 2/21/
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy-“
“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day—”
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE?
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